January 2012
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Flashbacks.
He Opened With: “I’m Going to Kill You.” I woke up to a stranger in my house saying that to me. Could ‘splain why little things are affecting me right now. I don’t know what they actually called it, but what I call The Home Invasion happened this week last year, and I had a unexpected flashback. I met a dear friend out at Parasol’s for a drink. As I parked, I...
Jan 25th
More From the Work Huzzy...He's Quick
He: "If I'm right, you dance up on that table"
Me: "But, the ceiling isn't that high..."
He: *pointedly* "You're not that tall."
>_<
I never win when I'm up against him.
Jan 23rd
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825b: Ten Things Mr. Dool Would Like To See Less... →
howtotalktogirlsatparties: When I worked with Steve Dool he used to hilariously answer anonymous question on HTTTGAP. Here is a top ten end of the year list he recently wrote for We Are The Market. 10.) Dead Style Icons Cool guy, that Steve McQueen, huh? And Paul Newman? They don’t make…
Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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#NewLeaf Living
My life is beginning to become less complicated. I’ve got a routine. I’ve got one real interest that I am truly passionate about. And even though my social life has taken a huge pivot, I have connected with some great people whose friendships I’m very excited to cultivate. While I miss the kind of fun I had been having, I am growing out of it. I am sure I will have the...
Jan 19th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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More Convos with the Work Husband...
So that last post about being over the Geeks who are Jerks made me think about the movie, Real Genius, and how Chris Knight was my Root of My Problem: Chris Knight is my ultimate guy. Super smart. Nerd. Geek. Hot. Smartass. Party. Smartass. Kind of a dick.  A smartass that is smarter than you are. This is the reason I went to college. I wanted to party with Chris Knight. Forever. Upon my...
Jan 4th
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Welcome to My New Year's Resolution →
This article pretty much sums it up: “MEN I’M OVER: GEEKY GUYS WHO ARE ACTUALLY JERKS”  I’m done with the geeks.
Jan 4th
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December 2011
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Dec 30th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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The Universe Threw Me A Bone
So I saw He Who is Out of My League. I know no one should think that anyone is out of their league, but there is one person who I think that about. It’s not something I’m used to, so it messes with me every time we cross paths, and we’re just not going to get into why I think that about this particular dude. I ran into him today very unexpectedly. We were both in a place that we...
Dec 6th
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Before and ...Now
I think I’m finally brave enough to post a before and after pic of my worky outy progress (on a sunday night at 2am when no one will see this) I came across some pics of myself from an xmas party last year and figured it’s a good point of reference. I’ve been going to my workout classes since April of this year. My routine is 30min of an abs/ass/arms sculpting class 2xs a week,...
Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
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November 2011
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Nov 30th
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Nov 23rd
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Nov 21st
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The Heavy D Venn Diagram →
RIP Heavy D
Nov 9th
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October 2011
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Oct 19th
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Oct 18th
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Oct 18th
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Generation X Doesn't Want to Hear It →
bowlingalley-lawyer: emptyage: Earlier generations have weathered recessions, of course; this stall we’re in has the look of something nastier. Social Security and Medicare are going to be diminished, at best. Hours worked are up even as hiring staggers along: Blood from a stone…
Oct 18th
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Oct 12th
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Oct 7th
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Estro vs. Testo
Girlfriends are great. But women bring out my crazy. It’s natural, crazy begets crazy. Dude friends help keep me sane.  I’m glad I have a good guy friend to level me out when I need it. 
Oct 7th
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Oct 6th
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of same brain...
21:11:50 Champ Superstar i just now read abt the iPhone 4S 21:11:58 Champ Superstar and how ppl were disappointed it wasn’t iPhone 5 21:12:03 Champ Superstar and i LAAAAAAAAUGHED AND LAUGHED 21:11:30 me BAHAHAHAHAHAHAA 21:14:01 me laaauuuuuuuuuuuughed 21:14:05 me and lauuuuuuuuuuuuughed’ 21:14:35 me agayne and agayne 21:15:13 Champ Superstar agayne and agayne*** 21:15:18 Champ...
Oct 5th
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the daily
this is a snippet of me and champ’s daily im convos: 21:57:07 Champ Superstar smdh 21:56:35 me what if no one comes 21:57:13 Champ Superstar omg 21:56:37 me what if no one comes 21:57:15 Champ Superstar omg 21:57:16 Champ Superstar omg 21:57:18 Champ Superstar omg 21:56:41 me  what if no one comes 21:56:44 me  what if no one comes 21:57:22 Champ Superstar omg 21:57:26 Champ...
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September 2011
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Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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Ranking The Best Kind Of Showers
*Cackle* pbh3:
Sep 27th
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I'm a Funk Track: Thick-Thighed and Bulletproof
From the twitters:
me: If it's possible to die from doing squats, I might be it's casualty tonight. So. Many. Squats.
DocJ: @Liz_Money but at least your die with bullet proof thighs....
me: tombstone: she was thick-thighed and bulletproof.
DocJ: @Liz_Money or the opening lyrics in a really really dope funk track.
Dig it.
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