January 2011
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Look At This Finger Hipster: the Gallery
Today marks FingerHipster day. Started by Champsuperstar, here is the Gallery of fingerhipsters. You guys are hilariously awesome. Got More? Photo reply here or send them to Champsuperstar or Liz_Money on Twitter and hash it #fingerhipster
champsuperstar
The original:
Then one of our fave boys, patador, said he needed a mustache:
I, of course, made one:
And then He got thirsty
Then...
Anonymous asked: Would you ever consider dating a wookie?
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All eyes on Kim Kardashian →
Well, all eyes on her ass. And is that a very bad pic of Matthew Perry on the end?
cajunboy:
An early .gif of the year nominee.
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Account For Your Smoosh, People. →
“Smoosh” is the new “vajayjay” I’m using this word from now on, thanks to the comments on this article.
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Alcohol Is Microscopically Beautiful
sore-thumbelina:
1. Bloody Mary2. Cosmopolitan
3. Dry Martini
4. Pina Colada
5. Sake
6. Tequila
7. Vodka Tonic
8. Whiskey
9. White Russian
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The Root of My Problem: Real Genius.
Well, I figured out where my love of geeks and nerds comes from. My favorite movie when I was a kid was Real Genius. Chris Knight is my ultimate guy. Super smart. Nerd. Geek. Hot. Smartass. Party. Smartass. Kind of a dick. A smartass that is smarter than you are.
I loved all the stuff that the nerds came up with in the movie: the dry ice slide, lasers, threw smarty pants parties. I loved that...
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John Cusack = Edgar Allen Poe. →
When I was 13, I was completely obsessed with the writings of Poe. John Cusack pretty much looks exactly how I envisoned Poe would look.
Click the link for first pictures of John Cusack as Edgar Allen Poe, and prepare to sigh a little.
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'Beastie Boys' Short Film to Feature Greatest... →
Wow, the cast for this Beastie Boys short film is chock full of the goodies.
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It's Your Choice. From My Choices.
So I'm planning dinner with a friend.
He: So what places have you been scouting out?
Me: oh Bistro Daisy, or Patois.
He: Ladies choice
Me: I thought it was your turn to pick.
Me: Wait, that doesn't make sense either. "your turn to pick. From MY choices"
hah.
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AHAHAHAH...NO.
…and the customer is ALWAYS RIGHT.
- I can’t even type that with a straight face.
tpdsaa:
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Animated Gif of the day →
This site may undo my LASIK.
I shot the Serif! →
Hello new time suck.
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Well, If I've Gotta Play That Game...
Another lunch with the Work Husband, and our daily conversation about my weird lot in life, this time regarding the type of person that I can't refuse and are ultimately no good for me vs the kind of people that are drawn to me and are still no good for me...
Me: One of those "oh shit moments"
WH: When you end up saying to yourself, "why did I do that....again?"
Me: Why do I still even entertain the thought of this?
WH: Whoever cares the least wins, you know.
Me: oooooh. I like it. >_
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The Mathematics Of Beauty « OkTrends →
okcupid runs the numbers and puts it all into perspective..well, for me, anyway.
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Fundamentally Wrong
I know I’m running with the wrong crowd when this convo happens:
me: “It’s time I commit to some classes”
he: ”What kind of classes?”
me: “Pilates. or Burlesque”
he: “Oh. I thought you meant school classes”
school > burlesque?
Time for a new talent pool.
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THAT MIDDLE GUY!
rand0mflora:
peetaah:
THAT MIDDLE GUY!
Reblogging this because Apache is the jam and always will be.
And that middle guy is a fucking maverick.
The Daily Wondering
…about what it is about me that is wrong.
Musings with the Work Husband. Today at lunch:
WH “I’m a fixer. I’ve always dated girls who need some sort of fixing.”
me “Does it seem like I need fixing?”
WH “No. You look like you got your shit together”
Only in the realm of dating would this be such a strike against me.
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Women Laughing Alone With Salad →
We all know salad is not laugh inducing, it barely emits a smile from people. These pictures are desperately trying to convince us that eating salad is fun, and not the unsatisfying maintenance meal that we, as women have to eat in order to stay thin, I mean…healthy.
Like one commenter said, “There’s actually a lot of sadness in these photos”
Also a gem hidden in the...
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